I GOT WASTED AT Applebee's – The hat that tells the world, "I make terrible decisions and I'm proud of it!" Whether you're reliving that epic $1 margarita hangover or just want everyone to know where you blacked out for the first (or fifteenth) time, this vintage mid-green strapback cap is the perfect way to say, “Yes, I went there. And yes, I survived... somehow.”
Custom embroidered with regret, sarcasm, and a dash of Applebee's desperation, this hat's green crown hides the shame of whatever questionable life choices you made last night. Wear it to your next happy hour or family gathering—because nothing says, "I peaked in life," like shouting your blackout adventures across your forehead.
Guaranteed to raise eyebrows, start awkward conversations, and make your mom question her life choices too.
